May 2012
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anthagio: britneyphoenix: lam3zxkny: anthagio: Britney Spears fans in 2011: OMG, FLOPTINA!!! Reality shows are for hasbeens and washed up flops who need help paying their bills. Britney Spears fans in 2012: OMFG!!!! XFACTORNEY!!! FINALLY XFACTOR ISN’T GOING TO BE BORING. Britney is going to slay X Factor!!! HAHAH $15,000,000 contract. SLAYING QUEEN OF POP. The only difference with that...
May 25th
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Snow (Very) White Male
ryanpurtill: I’m looking forward to Snow White and the Huntsman. I’m just really interested to see how John Huntsman is as an actor. I don’t think he’s going to like the idea of 7 male dwarfs living together.
May 25th
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anthagio: “Elton John Hospitalized With Serious Respiratory Infection…” A new Gaga era is about to start, so of course another Illuminati sacrifice must be given.
May 25th
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annawintour: go go gadget morbid obesity
May 25th
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me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
May 25th
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“On a scale from barbed wire fence to disco stick, how much do you want to ride...”
– Anonymous friend
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Being a Little Monster is hard work!
raidthisway: While other fanbases worry about #1 singles and albums. We worry about keeping the bitch alive. 
May 24th
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
May 24th
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raisethestandard: If you complain about being slapped, punched, strangled or spat on; I’m pulling out and leaving.
May 24th
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hxcfairy: *Niggas In Paris comes on my iPod* “I am Kanye West.”
May 24th
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“Our generation is so fucked though. How do we all look taking pictures of our...”
– Anonymous friend
May 24th
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“Lady Gaga is probably the most famous fag hag I know.”
– Anonymous friend
May 24th
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“Every serious relationship I’ve had has ended once we both came.”
– Anonymous friend
May 23rd
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thebadboybass: My heart broke yesterday. *hugs*
May 23rd
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“My mom took away a Maxim magazine from me when I was like 12. I’ve since...”
– Anonymous friend
May 23rd
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PRAISE DA BASED GODS I LUV ME SUM BORN DIS WAYZ*~
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“I want a tattoo of the Grindr logo because it’s the most consistent thing...”
– Anonymous friend
May 23rd
I used to be a wandering soul and then I was...
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Everyone struggles to find their voice.
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“I feel like me missing that bus was a metaphor for me losing my virginity. It...”
– Anonymous friend
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